Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 06, 2020

It won’t be long, now…..

All of my German ancestors are spinning in their graves. As I feed the sauerkraut to the pigs. (Blick!)

Ach du lieber… :-)

don’t be a brat, cosmo…

(Col. Klink voice) “Cosmoooo…”

That reminds me…..

Siegfried yells to Shtarker and Cosmo: “That not how we do things Shtarker…Cosmo!! This is KAOS you know. We are the Wurst things to come.”

Grooooooan.

RIM SHOT!!!

I used to make a delicious sausage out of seagull meat. Once when I went to the beach, there were no seagulls around. So I took a tern for the wurst.

When I was a kid, they called the “German Sausage” because I was the wurst brat anyone had seen.

Puns, huh?

The only thing wurst then Sauerkraut is Tripe.

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Dont “knock” it.

You had to ask?

I read somewhere that every german soldier in the trenches during WW1 had foot rot. I thought to myself then…boy, now THAT’S a sour kraut.

Good One!!