The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 21, 2020

Poor Brutus.

Goals should be realistic, yet challenging.

I have to chief. My back isn’t up for limbo.

The chief wouldn’t be happy if he couldn’t find an excuse to insult you, Brutus.

Lay on some praise, why don’t you Chiefey? Brutus did something RIGHT for a change!

Baby steps Brutus. Once you are comfortable with your success, you can better project that to others. Turn in another great report, attribute your success to Rancid, (I was so encouraged by what you said, I hope this one measures up as well), and there might even be a raise in it for you. Well, maybe after the 3rd such report.

Shut your pie hole and bask in the moment, Thorny.

Haven’t been inside of a bar for years, but aren’t barstools tall? Must be a reason of some sort. Working for this, boss would drive one to drink.

Don’t know what you mean, I never go to bars…..

Tell him to eat shit and die!!!!!

Had a boss (he’s southern) say “Even a blind hawg gets an ackin ever now and then”. When I asked what an ackin was he told me it was the nut that falls from an oak tree.

Correct response Brutus was, “Gee Chief, I owe it all to your great leadership.”

Truth is he plagiarized it.

Actually, Thorny is right about a broken clock.