F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 22, 2020

So this old dresser, male or female?

You’re talking to a mannequin?

That’s not a proper way to describe your aunt.

For real fun, ask the driver while he’s backing up traffic waiting for you to get on.

No it goes to your grandma’s house you big bad wolf you.

It’ll be hard to get that dresser on the bus for the return trip.

As someone who’s been forced to ride the bus for the last 25 years, I can say that it wouldn’t surprise me in the least to see someone with a dresser get on. I’ve seen everything else: from barnyard animals to homeless people with a dozen bags to burglars carrying wide screen tv’s. I’ve been guilty of this myself carrying a stack of 8 rubbermaid storage totes home from the store, but at least it fit on my lap. My favorite are the people who try to board with a car battery to get to their dead car. You have to box that up so the driver can’t tell that it is hazardous.

How old is your aunt, and how is she dressed?

Rookie….

There’s this place … can you tell me where it is?