“Oh, you never see a vampire with a full-grown beard / Yet a vampire can’t see his reflection / So a lack of facial hair is unbelievably weird / ‘Cause you’d think shaving would be out of the question.” Red Green
A vampire’s lot is thought to be great / But in truth it is mostly unlucky / Staying up all night is his ghastly fate / So I guess you could say his life’s “sucky”…
incognito almost 4 years ago
Toothache must be a day mare for old Drac……
tony_n_jen2003 almost 4 years ago
“Oh, you never see a vampire with a full-grown beard / Yet a vampire can’t see his reflection / So a lack of facial hair is unbelievably weird / ‘Cause you’d think shaving would be out of the question.” Red Green
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
It ain’t easy, being Undead! And not everyone can afford a fancy black opera cape with red lining!
Bradley Walker almost 4 years ago
See if you can find the shot where Dracula shows his reflection. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TiXxG9rWgE
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 4 years ago
Love those fangs.
NWdryad almost 4 years ago
But he’s a cute bat.
Craig Westlake almost 4 years ago
A vampire’s lot is thought to be great / But in truth it is mostly unlucky / Staying up all night is his ghastly fate / So I guess you could say his life’s “sucky”…
bakana almost 4 years ago
It could be worse.
He could be like the poor New Orleans Vampire who, thanks to all the Cholesterol in Cajun Blood, is suffering from the “Fat White Vampire Blues”
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/359495.Fat_White_Vampire_Blues