Close to Home by John McPherson for October 26, 2020

Before talking about your wife. You should see a dentist and see if anything can be done about your teeth hanging out of your mouth.

why not, it’s funnier.

On the bright side, he could’ve said he’d had you restored.

same thing…..

That’s funny! But I wouldn’t want to be him on the ride home.

I wonder what he’d call a tummy tuck and breast lift.

The way she’s sitting, she could be showing off the nice wax job she got as well.

Not the best “detail” work I’ve seen.

It’s better than being “renovated.”

Now that’s phunny

Unfortunately, alternatively to cars, “Pimp my Wife,” takes on a whole news meaning.

Hey, refurbished is better than traded in for a newer model. …maybe?

Bleeb is having a good time!

EARL’S BODY SHOP ®

Get those “Bumpers” raised… get those “Fenders” smooooothed out! A little roll here, a tuck there, and we get the dings and dents outa yer quarter panels.

We’re at the corner of Broad and Long, right between MuffinTop Bakery and BananaRoll Sweet Treats, right across the street from SaddleBags leather store and the TurkeyNeck Butcher Shop. You can’t miss us!

EARL’S ®… we streeeeeeetch the limits of body work for you!

Jumping Jehoshaphat, what’s gotten into Bleeb.

Well, McPherson drew her well – honestly, you can’t tell.

Just don’t get her a set of new front bumpers or she’ll end up looking too good and say adios to you for some younger dude.

Soon he will be wearing that drink.

That sure is some hair lip she has!

When I go to the salon, Patsnozzle tells people I’m going in for an estimate. :)

Different words, same thing.

It looks like her husband got a facelift

This cartoon is probably a lot funnier to men than to women.

Yeah well they botched that.

That guy looks due for a full renovation — and his wife looks inclined to the the preliminary demo work herself.

Bleeb is happy to be back to his weekday appearances and he’s doing a little dance.