Those instructions are missing a few critical steps: “Throw up hairball on living room rug. Immediately meow to be let out again. Then back in. Out. In.”
That sounds more like a dog’s routine. Cats are much more considered in their habits. They deliberately patrol and investigate their territories, and are exploratory of what’s beyond, given the opportunity. There’s a reason we have the expression, Curiosity killed the cat.
allen@home almost 4 years ago
One thing was left off your navigation system. Sharpen claws on furniture then nap.
Leojim almost 4 years ago
Poor little pussy….cat,
Oh wait, life isn’t much different as a dog isn’t it?!
Bleeb ……. dogs, cat, humans, what’s the difference? The big question for the poor little alien.
whahoppened almost 4 years ago
If it’s been an especially boring day, hid under the front bush, then give the chihuahua a bad time until he breaks his leash!!
geese28 almost 4 years ago
8pm: chase the dreaded laser pointer
bookworm0812 almost 4 years ago
It left out a step: “Meow to be let out.”
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
So that’s why cats keep getting lost. They follow all of those instructions while going in a straight line.
epaphus8 almost 4 years ago
Those instructions are missing a few critical steps: “Throw up hairball on living room rug. Immediately meow to be let out again. Then back in. Out. In.”
cactusbob333 almost 4 years ago
When you’re inside, meow to go out; when you’re outside, meow to come in. Repeat a dozen times; then do the other stuff.
Prey almost 4 years ago
And I thought is was “Wake up, hate everything, make everyones life a misery, demand food, shred the furnishings, nap!”
vorlon42 almost 4 years ago
Sounds more like a cat’s day planner. Run for your life, Bleeb!
Dobie Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep eat sleep sleep sleep sleep poop sleep sleep sleep zoomies in the living room sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep start over.
scpandich almost 4 years ago
Look out, Bleeb! That cat doesn’t look too bright and might mistake you for a bug!
Impkins Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Hi Little Alien Dude! Hi Everyone! Waving back at you Bleeb! :)
Andrew Sleeth almost 4 years ago
That sounds more like a dog’s routine. Cats are much more considered in their habits. They deliberately patrol and investigate their territories, and are exploratory of what’s beyond, given the opportunity. There’s a reason we have the expression, Curiosity killed the cat.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 4 years ago
This one is so perfect I had to share it with my cat group on Facebook!
spaced man spliff almost 4 years ago
Lots of catmatic catterel here today.
Betrayral In The Common Room almost 4 years ago
this also could work out for dogs