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If it’s the neighbour that called the police in the first place, let them have him. If not, yeah – send Donna out with some story about stress therapy by theatrics.
I’m white, and used to get pulled about 50% at the TSA check through. They have gone through my bags numerous times, checked me for gunpowder residue at least twice. Finally, got the TSA quick pass; worth every penny.
Pierre: too tan? He’s no George Hamilton. Anyway, what does having a tan have to do with it; or is Mona implying that he might be mistaken for Black? That must be it.
Mona: pale communist beatnik? Well, I’d say hippie rather than beatnik (they ain’t the same!). And with the foreign accent, yeah, she would not be the right person to persuade the cops to leave them in peace.
Donna: okay, she fits (is) the ditzy blonde paradigm. She can play the Innocent White Girl and win the sympathy of the cops (unless among the cops is a tough, buzz-haired female dom—and Donna might even satisfy that one).
—Sounds like a plan (though bunny slippers might serve better than Uggs for this purpose)!
ChristineFoxdale over 4 years ago
If it’s the neighbour that called the police in the first place, let them have him. If not, yeah – send Donna out with some story about stress therapy by theatrics.
exarmyofficer over 4 years ago
Why aren’t they speaking in French?
J Short over 4 years ago
I’m white, and used to get pulled about 50% at the TSA check through. They have gone through my bags numerous times, checked me for gunpowder residue at least twice. Finally, got the TSA quick pass; worth every penny.
Egrayjames over 4 years ago
“Waspy Mayflower Butt”?…..Hey, I resemble that remark!
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Pierre: too tan? He’s no George Hamilton. Anyway, what does having a tan have to do with it; or is Mona implying that he might be mistaken for Black? That must be it.
Mona: pale communist beatnik? Well, I’d say hippie rather than beatnik (they ain’t the same!). And with the foreign accent, yeah, she would not be the right person to persuade the cops to leave them in peace.
Donna: okay, she fits (is) the ditzy blonde paradigm. She can play the Innocent White Girl and win the sympathy of the cops (unless among the cops is a tough, buzz-haired female dom—and Donna might even satisfy that one).
—Sounds like a plan (though bunny slippers might serve better than Uggs for this purpose)!
The missing M. Smokey over 4 years ago
and bring some donuts!
jmcenanly over 4 years ago
Considering the condition that L.A. is in today, a Communist Beatnik is more likely to get a police escort than arrested.