Garfield by Jim Davis for December 17, 2020

Looks like Santa is learning from his master, Darth Slacker.

There’s nothing wrong with a nice treat here and there.

Followed by “Lassie Got Run Over By A Reindeer”

Santa should’ve reacted like Yukon Cornelius: WAHOOO! :-)

I’m reminded in The Santa Clause where Tim Allen is drinking soy milk; the girl he visited the previous year remembered when he gave that snarky remark of “you’re supposed to drink the milk.”

How to eat like Santa and get away with it.

Santa’s response: “IT’S ALL FAKE NEWS !!!”

So… if I leave out a plate of hot Butternut Squash with Pecans, a Turkey Melt, and a glass of Baileys Irish Cream… Santa will pass it bye and I will be put on the Naughty List? Hmmm… excuse me… I need to go to the store… I’m low in Pecans! ;)

“IT’S THE EXPRESSION ON THEIR LITTLE FACES I LIKE, said the Hogfather.“You mean sort of fear and awe and not knowing whether to laugh or cry or wet their pants?”YES. NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL BELIEF.”― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

Santa’s on a diet for the rest of the year????

what diet?

Ho, ho, ho. Fat chance, Garfield.

“Because it’s a movie I can relate to…”

yesterday (December 16th) my mom got a call that my dog Maddie was really sick. We can’t keep her anymore because she could have a heart attack. each like or comment = 1 prayer for Maddie

That’s because it IS you every year

Everyone blows their diet every year in Christmas. Santa’s no exception

At least Garfield is watching something different than It’s A Wonderful Life.

Want to know what gets me every year also, Garfield? Christmas! I get Christmas and Christmas gets me.

Since were on the topic of Christmas, there’s snow in my backyard

The thought of milk sitting out for hours always made me nauseous , I left out a bottle of Coke Cola.

That hits close to home.

Do any of you play Roblox?

Anyone remember the Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin left a sandwich for Santa?

I’m going to get Santa a NEW BELT for Christmas!

No Garfield, every DAY!!!

Today is a perfect example of why diets never work, especially at Christmastime. Santa gets fat before his yuletide journey on Christmas Eve. #stopdieting #xmasfeasting :)

Hits on a personal level.

Y’all remember Star Trek’s “Wink of an Eye”? THAT is how Santa gets to all the homes around the world in just 24-28 hours or so, and THAT takes a lot of energy, so these snacks are actually quite useful.

Hmm this is funny. Since when is Jolly old Kris Kringle on a diet? We love him just the way he is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZmoiadSyE4

santa cannot be held to society’s wack beauty standards

For those who do not understand the joke in the daily Garfield comic, I will be explaining it. But first, I must explain the setup so that there is context to the joke. The setup goes like the following, Garfield is in a room with a reddish-pink wall, a television on a stand, and a light blue chair. This repeats for all three panels. The first panel shows Garfield leaning over, excited. Words are shown coming from the TV exclaiming, “Cookies and milk at every stop!”. The second panel is a repeat of the first one, except the words coming from the TV say “WOOOOOO-HOO!”. The third panel shows the TV stating “‘Santa blows his diet’ will be right back.”. Garfield is shown shedding a tear from his eye, saying “Gets to me every year.”. Now that I’ve explained the setup, I can now follow through with the joke. And the joke is Garfield loves eating unhealthy food, so the TV exclaiming “Cookies and milk at every stop!” would clearly snatch Garfield’s attention. And because Garfield loves unhealthy food so much, he sheds a tear, and says “Gets to me every year.” because of how much he loves unhealthy eating. In conclusion, Jim Davis is a living modern-day Socrates. This comic is just another hilarious addition to the Garfield comic series that Jim Davis hand crafted with layers upon layers of thought and depth.

I really love these Garfield comics..tho they are still on some gorefield solving the horror creepypasta Garfield. i think I know how to stop gorefield is by deleting the comic part where Garfield was dead for 30 years. That’s what might stop gorefield madness, I’ve been solving that for many years

this is definitely recycled, i already liked this in like 2017 and it showed i liked it already so i know its recycled plus i know i saw it