Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 12, 2020

believe me Wally, Dog Food is the 1 thing Ralph would NEVER eat!

There was a philanthropist who ate nothing but dog food so that he could provide for the poor.

must have been just a few odds and ends that Ralph needed judging by the size of the bag and that he’s only carrying one…

I seem to remember Ralph eating some dog biscuits once.

What you talking bout willis

When I do the weekly shopping the cats insist on checking if I got food or treats for them. Yes, I usually have some sort of cat item.

In the software industry, we were always told to eat our own dogfood.

It was soooo good, how could he resist, Wally?!

I don’t know how it tastes, but it sure doesn’t smell so great.

Yes and when you add it water it made its own gravy it was delicious

Ha! Two errors! Wally wouldn’t ask specifically about dog food, and he would be able to smell pretty much anything edible anyway… ☺

Wally, you mean you don’t smell dog food, but pretty much any food is dog food.