Monty by Jim Meddick for November 06, 2020

“Out of the mouths of Abes….”

They wrote that stuff down‽

For one thing, Lincoln would be appalled by the quality of the English. He lived in an age where even illiterate people could listen to what today would be a college-level speech of several hours.

Shouldn’t “angels” be “angles?”

One of the reasons you’re in serious trouble is that half of this is written in Cyrillic.

Yep…

Gee, Monty, I had no idea you were such a fan of Presidential Debates that you carry transcripts around with you at all times! And in all times….

Actually, the Seven Lincoln Douglass debates were fairly rowdy also….

I’m willing to shake hands with anyone who didn’t vote the same way as me. How about all of you?

And later Lincoln battled Genghis Khan, Col. Green, Kahless and Zora.

100 years of Jim Crow following the Confederate surrender. No, they didn’t go gently into the night.

I see, if Lincoln read THAT then he probably begged Boothe to shoot him later on