Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 28, 2020

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    Vilyehm  about 4 years ago

    The three underage kids in the pumpkin were caught at a porno movie theater.

    So we have Peeps as well.

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    Qiset  about 4 years ago

    Politics!

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    Less Monday... More Friday  about 4 years ago

    Much rather have the nerds than the dum-dum’s any day.

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    Darryl Heine  about 4 years ago

    What is the difference between nerds and dum-dums?

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    BearsDown Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Got any Lemonheads?

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    We didn’t get any Nutty buddies!

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    hooglah  about 4 years ago

    Nobody wants a handful of liberal democrats.

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    P51Strega  about 4 years ago

    I’ll trade Smarties for those three Musketeers.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 4 years ago

    There’s no dairy content in Nerds or Dum Dums; otherwise these jokes would all be Milk Duds.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 4 years ago

    Good luck finding three musketeers.

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    cuzinron47  about 4 years ago

    No thanks, those things taste weird.

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