Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 07, 2020

Do they have another dog named “Great Reluctance”?

“Pun”-ishing your audience, Snoopy?

Seeing as I (repeatedly and endlessly said) never owned a dog, is that dog breed from Denmark’s neck really as big as a human’s waistline?

She just wanted to follow the heard, since she is a great little doggie.

I had to read it twice to get a Good Authority

He fights Great Authority, Great Authority always wins. He’s been doing since he was a young boy, and he comes out grinning…….

Look for a horse named Great Authority to win the Kentucky Derby next year …

bwahahaha

All marriages end in one way or another.

that is like naming the dog 5 miles. that way each day you walk 5 miles.

Hit below the belt!

The Snoopster just may have a future as a gag writer.

And Snoopster started ghostwriting for Stephan Pastis.

Snoopy has it all wrong. Any family that would name their dog Good Authority will have many happy years ahead.

KInda like mine after I asked my ex “If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?”

Enjoy your Good Authority. Great Danes have a short life span because of their size.

She must have had a small waist to mistake her belt for a dog collar…

Bad jokes have likely ended more marriages than we think.

The only Peanuts strip Stephan Pastis ever read

Heck & darnation, two folks beat me to it. I was all set to ask, "Is my 2nd favorite cartoon dog getting in touch with his inner Steph (PB4S) Pastis?!?

So, they and the dog all went snow skiing?

Charles Shultz: The OG Stephen Pastis!

At least there was no waffle-ironing involved this time.

Have you ever tried kibble? It’s not all that great.

no, shes just really skinny

Your writing has gone downhill, Snoopy.

After a complement like that why would the marriage go downhill?

I understand why! Thank goodness Mr. Schultz didn’t stoop to puns very often!