Herman by Jim Unger for November 12, 2020

A gorilla tailor might complain that all of his human customers have short arms.

And tiny hands ?

“It will ride up with wear.” Mr. Grainger

Must have transposed the measurements for the sleeves. :D

I guess that suits are only for guys with long arms.

That’s why brother-in-law can’t reach the check when you dine out.

From when they tried to civilize King Kong and then Mighty Joe Young. Neither one liked the material or the one-button style.

When it is on sale, you can’t expect it to be perfect.

Think how much you’ll save on gloves and mittens.

Now you know why the suits are on sale!

Musta walked into the big and tall ape store by mistake.

Proof man descended from apes?

So the rest of the men in his family are knuckle draggers?

I have the opposite problem. It’s hard for me to find clothes with sleeves that are long enough.