FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 12, 2020

ridiculous

This could take a while.

Ever hear the saying Great Minds that think alike. Sadly its more then Great minds.

Remember guys “X” Marx the spot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKTT-sy0aLg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79EnDc-Ucv8

Its funny, but most walls are thicker then that.

Like father, like son….

2 Stooges routine?

I had this exact same problem playing paintball once.

Once.

What are the odds?

Easy to see what the problem is here.. the “bonk” is at the wrong angle and definitely the wrong font.. Bold Arial at 42 points would be a far better choice.

The hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

Synchronized nailing?

That wall did not meet building specifications. Still worth a chuckle though….

Really thin walls at the Foxtrot domicile…

Drive the nails like the Beverly Hillbillies:

Jed Clampett: We ain’t shootin’ at the board, Granny. We is fixin’ to drive them nails stickin’ in it.

Daisy Moses: I still say that ain’t hill country shootin’.

Jed Clampett: Granny’s right, boy. See that rock over on the left?

Jethro Bodine: Yes, sir.

Jed Clampett: Let’s ricochet off that and then drive the nails…

Just started a show called Counterpart, which I am liking, that brings a different perspective about this one.

That’s some really thin walls.

I had a similar situation many years ago. I was at a Habitat for Humanity build site putting up drywall on a house with another guy. I am left handed and he is right handed. He came close to hitting me several times. After one particular close call I turn to him and said, “Mr President, I worked on your campaigns and voted for you both times and this is the thanks I get?” And Jimmy Carter just smiled at me and said “Thanks”. And we just laughed about it all the rest of the day.

Funny

The walls are not that thin. There would be a space of about 3 1/2 inches to allow for the studs.

Like Father, like Son can be rather disturbing.

Oh, you stud…

What morons

that’s impossible!

What are the odds???