FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 18, 2020

Jason, you show-off… until Quincy defecates on your noggin

So this teacher has had someone like Jason as a student every year?

I’m guessing this doesn’t exist in the comics world

https://news.cornell.edu/stories/1996/04/salmonellosis-and-iguanas-go-hand-foot

This comic just doesn’t have the punchline without color.

This is the week Amend did single panel cartoons. Pretty funny.

What would Marcus have done? Maybe some green alien mask?

I know these are “classics” (reruns), but I’m celebrating St Patrick’s Day in November from now on.

Every teacher I know would have sent him to the office to wait until his parents came and picked up the pet.

An unusual subspecies of iguana.

Look, lady, when you come to school wearing an iguana on your head, then maybe the kids will pay attention…

…to the iguana.

the wearing of the green doesn’t exactly work in black and white

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