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I got one once I kept on my bulletin board for years, “You’re ugly and your children are stupid.” I cracked up. Off day at the fortune cookie factory.
Those are my numbers. I’ve played them for years. They won once too & big time! On the day my ex-wife didn’t play them for me like I’d asked because she was too busy getting hair done.
I Mad Am I over 4 years ago
Around here… that Fortune… it is called – Reality.
Kaputnik over 4 years ago
From what I understand, loneliness, anguish, and despair are not incompatible with winning a lottery.
J Short over 4 years ago
Reads like that song from Hee-Haw.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Hey! How come Herman gets TWO fortune cookies?
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 4 years ago
HEY! Those are MY lotto numbers! Where do I pick up my winnings??
Pete.Keillor over 4 years ago
I got one once I kept on my bulletin board for years, “You’re ugly and your children are stupid.” I cracked up. Off day at the fortune cookie factory.
ComicsBinger Premium Member over 4 years ago
Actually, a friend got one that said “Eventually you will realize the futility of your existence.” Truth.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Help! I’m a prisoner in a Chinese bakery!
Steverino Premium Member over 4 years ago
I once got a fortune cookie with numbers on it. Played the Powerball. Not one number came in. It was a misfortune cookie.
gammaguy over 4 years ago
I wonder how many readers are going to try that set of numbers… “just for the fun of it”.
Howard'sMyHero over 4 years ago
Happy “DĂa de los Muertos” (Day of the Dead) everyone … order out some Chinese today and celebrate being multicultural … or not …!
Display over 4 years ago
Those are my numbers. I’ve played them for years. They won once too & big time! On the day my ex-wife didn’t play them for me like I’d asked because she was too busy getting hair done.