she’s all mixed up…
she has a point bur still EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW !
Freezing is more discreet… you can do it yourself to save mortuary costs and if they were on the pension the cheques still keep coming in…
Ashes don’t get all mouldy and stinky.
Ah! A new choice for my will!
I want my remains to be mixed into an Orange Julius. Everyone loves those, don’t they? Or have they yet to recover from being confused with the other O.J.?
Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. If it’s made out of iron it will probably rust.
Well heck, why not just go the Soylent Green route?
too much volume I still remember the frog in a blender gif
O M G
Ew..wine and moan.
The funeral went quite smoothie.
Because of the extra labor needed and it takes so long…
Does that blender have a putrefy setting?
I want my remains to be scattered over Disneyland.
Oh, and I don’t want to be cremated…
Ashes to ashes, mush to mush…
Be sure to order your Bass-O-Matic while supplies last!
November 25, 2017
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
she’s all mixed up…
chief tommy almost 4 years ago
she has a point bur still EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW !
PICTO almost 4 years ago
Freezing is more discreet… you can do it yourself to save mortuary costs and if they were on the pension the cheques still keep coming in…
Imagine almost 4 years ago
Ashes don’t get all mouldy and stinky.
Qiset almost 4 years ago
Ah! A new choice for my will!
PleaseStay6PixelsAway almost 4 years ago
I want my remains to be mixed into an Orange Julius. Everyone loves those, don’t they? Or have they yet to recover from being confused with the other O.J.?
dflak almost 4 years ago
Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. If it’s made out of iron it will probably rust.
cdward almost 4 years ago
Well heck, why not just go the Soylent Green route?
ArtyD2 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
too much volume I still remember the frog in a blender gif
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
O M G
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
Ew..wine and moan.
dwagner200 almost 4 years ago
The funeral went quite smoothie.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Because of the extra labor needed and it takes so long…
Lablubber almost 4 years ago
Does that blender have a putrefy setting?
Digital Frog almost 4 years ago
I want my remains to be scattered over Disneyland.
Oh, and I don’t want to be cremated…
Daeder almost 4 years ago
Ashes to ashes, mush to mush…
Pocosdad almost 4 years ago
Be sure to order your Bass-O-Matic while supplies last!