Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 13, 2020

How are the local schools?

Are the walls to keep out the riff-raff?

Looks like the rat race never ends!!

that place is to die for…

Imagine washing those windows!

Triple pane and argon purged.

must be semi-infinite.

There’s a Costco coupon for the 55 gallon drum of Windex.

Blocks the noise from the “Heavenly Choir”

♪ I can see for miles and miles… ♫

Don’t bother looking for the basement.

He’s got a lot of glass!

But the prices are sky-high these days.

Up at Tahoe is the “Heavenly Mountain Resort”…. I wonder…

The people who go to the other place have to come up and wash the windows!

Suite Jesus

I prefer a loft-y myself!

Just don’t go anywhere near the basement.

Location, location, location.

Living on top of the clouds means you’ll never again have a rainy day.

(I should monetize that somehow like “The day doesn’t start before coffee” or something along those lines)

And it has a simply Heavenly view!