The best part of my vacations was getting back and telling about things that went spectacularly wrong. Who needs touristy kitch when the epsom salts in eastern Nebraska city water will prepare you for a colonoscopy.
I worked with someone who would “accidentally” leave his lunch on his car the morning after a dinner he didn’t like. Then at lunch he would “have” to go to the cafeteria and get a cheeseburger.
rshive over 3 years ago
As I was frequently told, "Who cares what it looks like? It all goes to the same place anyway. "
B.D. over 3 years ago
Roadkill is still roadkill, even if it is in a paper bag.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Spaetzle takes the pragmatic view. There’s always another possibility that works.
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
The best part of my vacations was getting back and telling about things that went spectacularly wrong. Who needs touristy kitch when the epsom salts in eastern Nebraska city water will prepare you for a colonoscopy.
Thinkingblade over 3 years ago
I worked with someone who would “accidentally” leave his lunch on his car the morning after a dinner he didn’t like. Then at lunch he would “have” to go to the cafeteria and get a cheeseburger.
asrialfeeple over 3 years ago
“If your trips are miserable, your whole life is a vacation.”
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Lest we forget. Prayers for all those who served or are serving in the US military. Their sacrifices allow us to thrive in peace.