Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 19, 2020

  1. Grandbudapesthotel cr alamy
    Imagine  about 4 years ago

    It was worth a try. Now stick a fork into him to see if he’s done. (I am assuming it is a he).

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    Gent  about 4 years ago

    Make it quick. I’m hungry.

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    Qiset  about 4 years ago

    10 minutes per pound? Wake me tomorrow afternoon then.

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    LilyGilder  about 4 years ago

    Check under the covers to see if his little “yellow button” has popped!

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    RobinHood  about 4 years ago

    Come on get up, we’ve won a free helicopter ride from WKRP.

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    Nuliajuk  about 4 years ago

    Ooh, this sounds like a great idea. Next time I want to sleep in, I’ll explain the 10 more minutes per pound rule.

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    Darryl Heine  about 4 years ago

    Thanksgiving is 1 week away anyway…

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    paul  about 4 years ago

    Ya gotta wait until the thing pops up. =)

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Did his timer pop up?

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    Vilyehm  about 4 years ago

    Ah. Thanks Mark.

    Correctly drawn with the pillowcase openings outwards.

    See the comic strip Gordo for the classic explanation.

    …or was this just accidentally drawn this way.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 4 years ago

    It’s time to act snood-y.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Sorry, it’s time to put the stuffing in.

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