Clay Jones for November 07, 2020

I know it is taking a long time, or so it seems. But we should be very grateful for all those poll workers who have so tirelessly worked to get this job done. I don’t believe they get paid to do this, so my hat is off to them.

It’s all over but the Rump’s incessant whining, which will never end.

It’s satirists, comedians, commentators, and political cartoonists seeing their meal ticket coming to an end.

Wonder how long before the fundraising begins for trump 2024?

“Never put off to tomorrow what you can do today.”

If only the amount of effort that is expended in creating and spreading fantastic fictional conspiracy theories was instead used for logical reality-based critical thinking and understanding the real-world truth.

Be nice when the news deals with something other than “the count”. Perhaps, planning for the next election buy one less aircraft carrier and spend that money on your ability to count election results. At the moment we are hearing all kinds of excuses.. wanting to do it right. Does that mean the states that managed in a day or so did it wrong?

At least we won’t have to see those da*m kids any longer.

“I’ll just enjoy the view until then.”

Imagine a man saying “Stop counting votes! I could LOSE!”

Is he the bonehead from Dominion Voting Systems?

This just in: Pennsylvania has been called for Biden and he is now President elect.

If that is Lou Dobbs, tell him that Biden-Harris has won the election

They are done!! BIDEN WON!!!

Time to CELEBRATE!!!!! President Biden and Vice President Harris……….Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!

No need to jump now.

Biden takes Nevada as well.

Hooray!!! We, the people won!!! Now we can start the reconstruction. Whooo…there’s a lot of hard work ahead. I’m hoping that we can come together as a country to solve our problems for the wellbeing of us all, and for the wellbeing of the world we live on.

I know it’s moot now, but here’s some lyrics I wrote last night.

Sung to the tune of “Count Your Blessings” (Instead of Sheep) by Irving Berlin, famously sung by Rosemary Clooney:

“When I’m worried,

And I can’t sleep,

I count the ballots instead of sheep,

And I fall asleep,

Counting on Biden.

When my hope chest,

Is gettin’ small,

I think of when

I had none at all.

And I fall asleep,

Counting my blessings.

I think about our country,

And I picture people’s dreams

And though we can be distant,

We are closer

Than it seems.

If you’re worried,

And you can’t sleep,

Just count the ballots instead of sheep,

And you’ll fall asleep,

Counting on Biden.

I think about our country,

And I picture voters heads,

And one by one I count them,

As they slumber,

In their beds.

If you’re worried,

And you can’t sleep,

Just count the ballots instead of sheep,

And you’ll fall asleep,

Counting on Biden!”

Nov. 7 is my Bday and I got the best gift ever: the return to humane civility with BIDEN/HARRIS

A great poem by Sheila Dershowitz

Good night loon,Good night goon,Good night nastiest man in the room.

Good night lies,Good night spies,Good night rants and alibis.

Good night twitter,Good night tweets.Good night all those crazy bleats.

Good night red hats,Good night cruel chants,Good night sniveling syncophants.

Good night wall,Good night cages,Good night endless midnight rages.

Good night fine people on both sides,Good night losers, good night suckers,Good night evil nasty fuckers.

Good night IvankaGood night Jared,Good night Baron, we hardly knew ya.

Good night thief,Good night grief,Good night cruel and callous chief.

Good night fake news, And Fox and friends,This is how the nightmare ends.

Good night at last.It’s time to go,The American people told you so.