Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 10, 2020

Mmmm bacon.

A pig will eat anything that doesn’t eat it first.

Is that the house made of straw? This must be one badasp little pig. Best leave this one alone, wolfie.

Yup. Would you like to come in and have some?

Gasp!

Since when do census takers come around two years in a row?

This must be Hammibal Lecter.

Sadly, not the only fairy tale to involve cannibalism.

G Harrison: ♪♫ “Everywhere there’s lots of piggies living piggy lives. You can see them out for dinner with their piggy wives, clutching forks and knives, to eat their bacon.” ♫♪

Ralph likes to wolf down the bacon.

Being quarantined for months and months has been known to influence what you eat. If this COVID thing lasts much longer.. my cat might be in trouble. /s

I’m confused by the life lesson here. Eat my neighbors? Bacon goes with everything? Wolves make good government lackeys?

He ain’t smelly, he’s my brother.

There are three of us, yes , my brother is in the sauna right now.

Nooo——oooo——ooooooooooooo!! lol

Cue up The Beatle’s “Piggies”…

Cannibal pig…

Just remember, they love makin bacon.

Piggie better hope this is one strictly kosher wolf !!