“News – Paper… what? They kill trees! Don’t they know people recycle!?”
BTW – I like newspaper print. It is very absorbent. Perfect to send through a paper shredder and then in the litter box to soak up all the cat… ahm… er… are we allowed to use such words???
Aren’t most “newspapers” online now? Every morning I read the comics here first. It puts me in a better frame of mind for when I bring up the newspaper next.
What I don’t understand is why, now that papers are online, they still show the comics in black and white (except Sundays).
From an episode of Max Headroom: An 80-year-old hippie is complaining that his assistant doesn’t read books and he asks her “You’ve heard of books haven’t you?” And she answers “Certainly. Thats nonvolatile storage media.”
dadthedawg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It won’t be long before newspapers go the way of….the dinosaurs.
I Mad Am I almost 4 years ago
“News – Paper… what? They kill trees! Don’t they know people recycle!?”
BTW – I like newspaper print. It is very absorbent. Perfect to send through a paper shredder and then in the litter box to soak up all the cat… ahm… er… are we allowed to use such words???
eastern.woods.metal almost 4 years ago
There’s something about holding a newspaper in your hands and reading words on a page.
constantine48 almost 4 years ago
I think she means the “news” part, not the “paper” part.
PleaseStay6PixelsAway almost 4 years ago
Aren’t most “newspapers” online now? Every morning I read the comics here first. It puts me in a better frame of mind for when I bring up the newspaper next.
What I don’t understand is why, now that papers are online, they still show the comics in black and white (except Sundays).
david_42 almost 4 years ago
Wood pulp is farmed, just like okra. Tastes better too.
cubswin2016 almost 4 years ago
I think that I have heard about newspapers. Aren’t they black and white and red all over.
carlzr almost 4 years ago
From an episode of Max Headroom: An 80-year-old hippie is complaining that his assistant doesn’t read books and he asks her “You’ve heard of books haven’t you?” And she answers “Certainly. Thats nonvolatile storage media.”
kv450 almost 4 years ago
Exhibit 1 of what’s wrong with the world
bigal666 almost 4 years ago
One teenager to another: “Look at this, Dude! Some one took the time to download all of this stuff and put it in one package. How cool is that?”
kathleenhicks62 almost 4 years ago
Too sad.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
All the news that’s fit to print.
PoodleGroomer almost 4 years ago
I went to the recycling center. They don’t have a bin for newspaper anymore.
buckman-j almost 4 years ago
Typhoid Donnie is gonna get a job with the “Paper”..Zig Zag paper
RobertWright1 almost 4 years ago
I had a Sunday paper route. Delivered on my bike. Made more $ than the kid that delivered the other 6 days.
olmon almost 4 years ago
Newspaper is the best for cleaning windows. Better than paper towel. Also much better to use in the yard or garden than landscaping cloth.
kmccjoe1 almost 4 years ago
In answer to your question, yes, I do believe you may use the word ‘cat’.
cwg almost 4 years ago
Poor lass is lacking in education.