Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 28, 2020

well, kitty, lick yourself some more and you’ll get more hair to fill in that 5… just don’t do too much or else it will become an 8.

AAAAAH!!! CATS CAN TALK!!!

600.. three score and 6

665, one short of Hell.

668, the neighbor of the Beast.

333, a half-assed attempt at Satanism.

669, a dyslexic Devil worshipper.

00666, Zip code of the Beast.

6, uh… what?, Number of the Blonde Beast.

0.666, Number of the Millibeast.

I think that is 599. Area code 599 is the “Neather lands” Antillies. Poncho may be onto something here.

“Go barf up a fur ball for me, will ya?”

As an old saying goes.. “for the want of a nail, the battle was lost”.. in this case.. only one more hairball would have made all the difference.

That’s the number for Satan’s cat……

This is twice this month (or so) that a cat has spoken.Even though it’s generally pretty clear what they’re thinking, I like this development.