The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 24, 2020

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    oldpine52  almost 4 years ago

    When you wish upon a SPLAT!

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    Does this mean that Pinocchio is ambivalent about his sexuality?

    Hmmm. . .

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “Look, YOU’RE the guy with all the dirty pictures!” -Punchline to an ancient psychiatric joke

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    nosirrom  almost 4 years ago

    By Jiminy you’re right.

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    SHIVA  almost 4 years ago

    If his nose grows you know he’s withholding!!!

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    SiteeSatee Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    In the original 1883 story, Pinocchio immediately squashes Cricket with a hammer, in an effort to prevent future animators from adding a sidekick.

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    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    He would like to blot it all out!

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    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    Now it’s a stain on his brain!

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    HunterIsACriminal  almost 4 years ago

    Just so you know, the correct answer to the inkblots is that each in every way is a blood splatter. You saw these patterns after the decapitation. Some on the floor, some on the wall. Make sure one of them was on your shirt. The more complex color ones are to make you want to kill at random. Your release will be imminent.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Unconscionable.

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    Beaker  almost 4 years ago

    I remember Jiminy Cricket singing he was playing it safe and was going to live to be 103.

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    Homer J  almost 4 years ago

    by jiminy I think he’s right

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    uniquename  almost 4 years ago

    Great, now these tests have right and wrong answers.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Pinocchio + Rorschach = Pistachio, a particular shade of green.

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    Herd of Turtles  almost 4 years ago

    He wood have said cricket eventually.

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    mwksix  almost 4 years ago

    If it WAS a cricket Pinocchio’s nose would have grown…

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    cactusbob333  almost 4 years ago

    Pinocchio has his hand on his woodpecker. Better not tell too many lies.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    By Jiminey!

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    zeexenon  almost 4 years ago

    Well! Jumpin Jiminy!!

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    Lablubber   almost 4 years ago

    Listen up my dear chap. It’s just not cricket.

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    Ink blot Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Finally, a little appreciation.

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    Beale_Knight  almost 4 years ago

    So this is the version of Pinocchio from the original book, obviously

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    It is a butterfly that just got ran over by a truck.

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    The Rorschach test uses a single set of unique images. They provide a common set of templates for clients to project their feelings via identification. Not something you throw together in a garage; not something you can learn to interpret online. Just saying…

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    spaceagesoul  almost 4 years ago

    Reminds me of the time Barney Fife tried to psychoanalyze Otis. “It’s a bat.” “Wrong, Wrong, Wrong! Any normal person can see it’s a butterfly!” “If it’s a butterfly, it’s a mean one!”

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