The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 27, 2020

And don’t forget – feed the meter or you’ll get toad.

Why are they reaching? They should be able to zap it from a distance!

I don’t know if DoorDash will deliver to their pads, but I’m pretty sure GrubHub will.

he thought he’d take a flyer, but it didn’t fly…

there is always cyber mothday

Very, very good Scott!

They’re all jumping with joy like a bunch of… Oh.

been in retail over 40 years, I am so tired of the constant overuse and misuse of the term black friday.

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For lunch let’s go to the Cajun restaurant. They have Blackened Fry Day specials.

They’ll really be hopping on Green Monday

…LIM shot…

Didn’t the real Toys R Us go belly up in 2018?

Well, they tried Tsetse Fly Day, but what with the leftover tryptophan, it wound up being a snoozer.

Must be oriental frogs.

With all the hype it’s more like flack buy-day

I will pay you $100 for each bot fly you eat. Those things just get under my skin.

Flying off the shelves.

I thought the protesters were not going to allow the term “Black Friday” any longer?