Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 19, 2020

That ‘phone’ bears an odd resemblance to a hockey puck.

How’s the weather up there?

Necky techie

I believe the joke is that the forecast was for low clouds, which are quite obvious without the phone.

Well if you feel your fur getting burnt it’s hot. If your hooves are shivering then it’s cold

Butter-hoof!

This is why even anthropomorphic giraffes shouldn’t stand on two legs.

Not only that, he put bubble soap in the dishwasher again.