Half Full by Maria Scrivan for December 10, 2020

Archie McPhee’s will take care of that last candy cane flavor!

And it has to be either kale or pickle.

Please let there not be a kale candy cane.

Candy canes should only be mint.

I would try bacon flavored.

I would guess kale.

The kale ones are real: “All the flavor of kale with none of the nutrition.” They also make ketchup flavor and pho flavor. No popcorn flavor, though. https://mcphee.com/collections/candy-canes

I want the bacon and popcorn ones.

Hmmm, the fake one should be kale, one of the few things I think could be worse is a Brussel sprout flavored candy cane. That would definitely make me want to hurl! Daijaboo found that the fake is popcorn, seems to me that if Jelly Belly can make a popcorn flavored jelly bean then someone should be able to produce the same flavor in a candy cane!

I don’t want to know.

My guess is kale. What does kale really taste like, anyway? Not distinctive enough, I’m guessing.

I might try the bacon one

I got a pizza flavored candy cane as part of a Christmas gift last year. I wasn’t brave enough to try it.

Bertie Botts Every Flavor Candy Canes…

I might like pickle. It probably would taste similar to the pickle juice slushie that Sonic had for a short time. I liked it. And there are popcorn flavored Jelly Bellies, so the candy cane probably wouldn’t taste much different. Those are one of my favorites.

How about beer flavored?

There will never be a true popcorn flavored one (which is just fine). Some day there may be a (delicious) “popcorn” flavored one that tastes like salty butter.

Chocolate Therapy would be popular.

People who like kale or pickle candy canes should be kept under observation.

G A G me!

Reminds me of the Jones Soda Thanksgiving flavors from a few years back. What ever happened to Jones?

At least there isn’t a vomit flavored one!

Bacon for the win!

I would guess Mac and Cheese.

Ew. I wouldn’t eat any of those even if you paid me to

Kale, gravy, and pickle candy canes? VOMITROCIOUS!

What does kale takes like? Should I ask a cow?

I searched up flavors of candy canes and there’s a sriracha candy cane.