Close to Home by John McPherson for November 17, 2020

I don’t believe Bleeb is buying the kids story.

Urine trouble kid unless you dog is a wiz sort at history…

The kid reminds me of Bill Gates.

Bleep being Bleep

Now I know to look for Bleeb.

Hope he saved it to iCloud

I used to repair business laptops at a warranty center back in the day. I can confirm that this is an actual thing that happens, and often.

That’s what you get for having a desktop(tower beside the desk) instead of a Laptop. Lesson learned.

Cats would never do that?

I once actually had my dog eat my homework. My mom wrote a note to my teacher. I was a good student who always did my homework, so I was believed. I swear Labs will eat anything.

Is that why Bleeb is yellow, too?

I actually went to school with a kid who told the teacher that he had set his homework down in the restroom and was “standing” and doing what comes natural and the janitor came in and flushed his homework down the toilet…she didn’t believe him, either.

That’s what you get for leaving you hard drive exposed.

That does not compute.

“Um, teacher, there’s an angry yellow bug over by your desk, and he looks like he’s about to… oop, never mind… Johnny stepped on it! Umm, no ma’am… that’s not me that stinks! I think it’s that squashed bug, but I’m not certain it’s…

Umm, yes ma’am, I’ll clean it up, but I swear that smell is not coming from me!”