Close to Home by John McPherson for November 19, 2020

Word of advice….treat your kids VERY carefully because they’re going to determine what retirement home you’ll be going into when the time comes.;-D

My kids have my permission to throw me off a bridge before they put me in a home.

Wave to all the nice people Bleeb! Laugh at their foolish ways.

I hope I don’t follow my Padre and end up looney! YIKES!

But..I don’t have kids!

Just wait till you find out what your RIGHT palm has in store for you!

Go heeled and practice. Might give them second thoughts.

Maybe she’s more concerned about the line that curves right that the kids will take when they drive back home to live with her.

Hopefully a nice rich assisted living

My mother’s greatest fear! My dad loved assisted living- 7 women for each man!

I think I will start shopping for a retirement home now. Perhaps put one on layaway or make reservations or something. I wonder if you can try them out, sort of like taking a test drive?

Be nice to your children, they will choose your nursing home.

Don’t need a fortune teller for that in this day and age…..

I thought she was going to say she would lead a rich life until it curved to Madame Sharluka’s bill.

Bleebs back doing what he likes to do and it isn’t reading palms.

If there is such a thing as a saint it’s Dr. Jack Kevorkian. He was associated with the term “assisted suicide” but what it really should be called is “death with dignity”. When will society realize how much more humane it would be to allow the elderly to decide when they want to go?

so why do psychics need to advertise? Shouldn’t they know who wants their services?

…and quacks like me drain your bank account.

It’s gonna happen long before that, when you have kids.

hopefully you dont live near any bridges. or under one.

I look forward to the day I can put my mother in a home. I will look for someplace woefully understaffed that reeks as soon as you open the door, the roof leaks, and is infested with cockroaches, silverfish, and centipedes.

But that’s not for a really long time, right? RIGHT?

Sheesh, I thought we were just supposed to tell ‘em that we’re taking ‘em on a drive, and that there gonna live on a farm out in the country!

Wait… that’s the DOG!

Ah crap! I’ll be right back!

The last time I saw a fortune teller and she asked if I wanted my fortune told, or any questions I may have.

I asked her, " Will I kill another stupid fortune teller? "

She declined reading my fortune.