I think I will start shopping for a retirement home now. Perhaps put one on layaway or make reservations or something. I wonder if you can try them out, sort of like taking a test drive?
If there is such a thing as a saint it’s Dr. Jack Kevorkian. He was associated with the term “assisted suicide” but what it really should be called is “death with dignity”. When will society realize how much more humane it would be to allow the elderly to decide when they want to go?
I look forward to the day I can put my mother in a home. I will look for someplace woefully understaffed that reeks as soon as you open the door, the roof leaks, and is infested with cockroaches, silverfish, and centipedes.
Baarorso almost 4 years ago
Word of advice….treat your kids VERY carefully because they’re going to determine what retirement home you’ll be going into when the time comes.;-D
onespiceybbw almost 4 years ago
My kids have my permission to throw me off a bridge before they put me in a home.
Leojim almost 4 years ago
Wave to all the nice people Bleeb! Laugh at their foolish ways.
Leojim almost 4 years ago
I hope I don’t follow my Padre and end up looney! YIKES!
whahoppened almost 4 years ago
But..I don’t have kids!
eromlig almost 4 years ago
Just wait till you find out what your RIGHT palm has in store for you!
Qiset almost 4 years ago
Go heeled and practice. Might give them second thoughts.
admiree2 almost 4 years ago
Maybe she’s more concerned about the line that curves right that the kids will take when they drive back home to live with her.
geese28 almost 4 years ago
Hopefully a nice rich assisted living
jbduncan almost 4 years ago
My mother’s greatest fear! My dad loved assisted living- 7 women for each man!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I think I will start shopping for a retirement home now. Perhaps put one on layaway or make reservations or something. I wonder if you can try them out, sort of like taking a test drive?
Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Be nice to your children, they will choose your nursing home.
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
Don’t need a fortune teller for that in this day and age…..
Perkycat almost 4 years ago
I thought she was going to say she would lead a rich life until it curved to Madame Sharluka’s bill.
Buckeye67 almost 4 years ago
Bleebs back doing what he likes to do and it isn’t reading palms.
Wanye almost 4 years ago
If there is such a thing as a saint it’s Dr. Jack Kevorkian. He was associated with the term “assisted suicide” but what it really should be called is “death with dignity”. When will society realize how much more humane it would be to allow the elderly to decide when they want to go?
David_the_CAD almost 4 years ago
so why do psychics need to advertise? Shouldn’t they know who wants their services?
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…and quacks like me drain your bank account.
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
It’s gonna happen long before that, when you have kids.
vjorgensen54 almost 4 years ago
hopefully you dont live near any bridges. or under one.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I look forward to the day I can put my mother in a home. I will look for someplace woefully understaffed that reeks as soon as you open the door, the roof leaks, and is infested with cockroaches, silverfish, and centipedes.
The Orange Mailman almost 4 years ago
But that’s not for a really long time, right? RIGHT?
Dobie Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Sheesh, I thought we were just supposed to tell ‘em that we’re taking ‘em on a drive, and that there gonna live on a farm out in the country!
Wait… that’s the DOG!
Ah crap! I’ll be right back!
JDP_Huntington Beach almost 4 years ago
The last time I saw a fortune teller and she asked if I wanted my fortune told, or any questions I may have.
I asked her, " Will I kill another stupid fortune teller? "
She declined reading my fortune.