Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 10, 2020

Sounds like Putin’s polonium tea.

That subtle taste of almond….

Guy: “So, yeah, piss off.”

I can’t believe that you let them in.

a few years back i was working in the yard and 2 young gentlemen Jehovah witnesses stopped by – offered to talk to them all they wanted if they pitched in with the yard work- they moved on -

I casually mentioned I have donated blood 154 times. And that as a child, I would not have survived without a blood transfusion. THAT makes them NEVER come back.

I didn’t either until I quit drinking.

Surprisingly — it was a surprise to me — they don’t all preach all the time. I took part in a small, privately arranged class in an uncommon foreign language. After several months our teacher let slip that she was a Jehovah’s Witness. She never showed even the slightest sign of trying to convert us.

However, JWs would occasionally come to my apartment door. “Strange” that when they did, the only language I seemed able to speak was that one which I had learned from their “colleague” and of which none of them understood a word. 8^D

Ive always thought it would be funny to open the door and yell towards the back of the house “We can get started now, the sacrifices are here!”

Then invite them in saying “Hurry up and get your clothes off, we’re running late”

When I answer the door I tell them that if that’s a bible in their hand they better keep moving!

But in that case, why do you think you “probably should’ve” done anything?

If that’s tea and cake then where’s the bishop?