Close to Home by John McPherson for December 13, 2020

Just don’t set it on High!!

What’s the cost of Bleeb?

Just don’t put the carton of eggs on there first.

Bleeb! No standing in the cart!

Stores in Panama!

I’m pretty sure it doesn’t have reverse. Turn it around.

Treadmills also make good coat racks!

Can’t they use one of the other 32 check out lanes?

We bought a “dreadmill” to keep us active through this covid plague.

I prefer vertical conveyor belts set on fast … let the party begin, save the best for last!

There’s the video I would like to see. Dancers on supermarket conveyors. Dancing to Weird Al’s “Eat it”

“I NEED A PRICE CHECK ON A BOX OF … let’s see what the name of this cereal that has a yellow alien bug lookin’ thing on it? HOLY CRAP…that’s a real bug! Jimmy, stomp that yellow bug thing before it gets away! Okay ma’am, will that be cash or charge?

Umm, excuse me, but that yellow bug lookin’ thing has knocked your bag boy down and is kickin’ him in the head! Now the bug’s dragging him out the door by the leg to those trees across the street! Aren’t you gonna do anything to help your bag boy?

Well ma’am… it’s like Super Chicken said to Fred: “You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred!”

So, would you like paper or plastic?

I didn’t know Bleeb had a barcode.

Hang on to your eggs!!!

Costco has everything.

I hope she is the fastest checker in the world!

Trying to get my food to burn calories?

I am glad that Bleep made the cover of a magazine.