Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 21, 2020

BLÄAART.

Because she says so. Sorry, Dakota. Them’s the rules.

I think I can finish it. “Because… you’re Dakota.”

why else?

Like looking in a goblin mirror, huh Dakota?

And if Dakota fires an insult, Prunella will just respond with a casual “Blart”.

Which translates to “No you.”.

Goblin_land! At LAST I have found a place to go where there is no Starbucks! …..Not yet.

(Their Hot Cocoa is awesome).

I hate kids who answer “Because” to the question of “Why”

Because hot cocoa! Come on now!

Which translates further to “I miss you”.

She miss her BFF Dakota♡.

I get the feeling that Phoebe still has a bit of goblin in her…

The best reason she could have had!

Inspiration for an Elvis song… ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULLG80Rup1g

I miss Queen Prunella, she’s cute in a goblin way. And she misses her pal Dakota.

Whenever I hear somebody answer a question with just “because”, I’m always reminded of Mr. Hooper’s death on Sesame Street…..sorry if I put a damper on anybody’s day by bringing that up :’(

BECAUSE BECAUSE

Blart blart blärt.

BLÁÃÆÀRT!!!

“To blart or not to blart … that is the question!”

https://youtu.be/hL0tnrl2L_U

Because Dakota’s a b*tch, right? (BLART) Thought so…

So, sometimes, i imagine:

Dakota == “Britney Spears”

Prunella == “Phoebe Bridgers”

Phoebe == “Phoebe Ryan”

I’m prolly just crazy tho, right?