Hire a forklift, put all that paperwork into boxes and use the forklift to put all the boxes in front of his door so he can’t get out (There’s enough paperwork there to be quite heavy.) Then leave and have a nice, peaceful Thanksgiving. (Don’t answer the phone.)
Imagine almost 4 years ago
I just blocked all the drains in the bathroom and turned on all the taps. Do you mean something like that?
wiatr almost 4 years ago
Subtlety with management usually gets nowhere.
jel354 almost 4 years ago
Try spelunking gear to tell the CEO about your low opinion.
pathamil almost 4 years ago
They said I had to wear a mask…
PO' DAWG almost 4 years ago
“Try and finish up here before you go.” “I’ll see you on Monday, oh, and have a Happy Thanksgiving.”
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Use the files to spell out SOS on the floor?
ferddo almost 4 years ago
Not that any of them will get you any relief…
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Those flippers are a nice touch!
Wendy Emlinger Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Hire a forklift, put all that paperwork into boxes and use the forklift to put all the boxes in front of his door so he can’t get out (There’s enough paperwork there to be quite heavy.) Then leave and have a nice, peaceful Thanksgiving. (Don’t answer the phone.)
Impkins Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Linda pioneered the art of office sarcasm by creating the first Snorkeling-Snerking combination. :>)