Hire a forklift, put all that paperwork into boxes and use the forklift to put all the boxes in front of his door so he can’t get out (There’s enough paperwork there to be quite heavy.) Then leave and have a nice, peaceful Thanksgiving. (Don’t answer the phone.)
Imagine about 4 years ago
I just blocked all the drains in the bathroom and turned on all the taps. Do you mean something like that?
wiatr about 4 years ago
Subtlety with management usually gets nowhere.
jel354 about 4 years ago
Try spelunking gear to tell the CEO about your low opinion.
pathamil about 4 years ago
They said I had to wear a mask…
PO' DAWG about 4 years ago
“Try and finish up here before you go.” “I’ll see you on Monday, oh, and have a Happy Thanksgiving.”
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
Use the files to spell out SOS on the floor?
ferddo about 4 years ago
Not that any of them will get you any relief…
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 4 years ago
Those flippers are a nice touch!
Wendy Emlinger Premium Member about 4 years ago
Hire a forklift, put all that paperwork into boxes and use the forklift to put all the boxes in front of his door so he can’t get out (There’s enough paperwork there to be quite heavy.) Then leave and have a nice, peaceful Thanksgiving. (Don’t answer the phone.)
Impkins Premium Member about 4 years ago
Linda pioneered the art of office sarcasm by creating the first Snorkeling-Snerking combination. :>)