Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 23, 2020

Looks like Tony is the Corporal Klinger of turkeys, trying to get out on insanity.

A turkey of a movie or a movie of a turkey:

Bling It On.

Unfortunately for him, a lotta folks these days have a bad taste in things.

That is pretty darn bad, Tony. Mission accomplished.

He looks like a jive turkey.

Tony’s headed for a pre-packaged dinner.

Sorry Charlie, people don’t want {to avoid} turkey’s with bad taste; they want {to avoid} turkey’s that taste bad.

(w/ apologies to Starkist Tuna)

…but instead he drew more attention and was picked for best WADDLE in the barnyard.

I’ve heard of the Funky Chicken, but never the Funky Turkey.

Because I’m Tacky……

Cam Newton of Turkeys!

That’s a Christmas Turkey in his Gay Apparel.

It’s a race against the cluck.

They all look kind of bitter.

Oh, look, it’s this year’s White House turkey

“Oh, Tony… Butterball doesn’t want turkeys with good taste…they want turkeys that taste good…!”

Like the old Starfish Carlie the Tuna, people don’t want turkeys with good taste, people want turkeys who taste good. Lets find out how Tony tastes.

Them drumsticks not going to get the job done. I’ll pass.

Turkey with dressing

inducing nausea ought to work – or a tattoo saying FAILED signed by Dept. of Agriculture

Relax, Tony, we’re having Honey Baked Ham. Turkey is overrated.

careful if they think you’ve lost all sense of taste some might wonder if you’ve caught a certain virus.

Where’s his accordion?

Well I’ve heard of Disco Duck, but…

He looks like a jive turkey!

Where’s his golf clubs?

I don’t like that turkey dressing. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Can’t say I blame him.

That just gets you culled instead of cooked.