Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 28, 2020

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Being nosy makes one bad in everything.

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 4 years ago

    He nose (sic) he is.

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 4 years ago

    This would be an unmissable example for people with pareidolia. First thing I saw. You get use to it.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “What technology? I think I have a sinus infection.”

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Let’s hope we never have to “ZOOM” proctology exams!

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    dflak  almost 4 years ago

    I spent a good deal of time working on my background and lighting to get the best picture of me.

    My camera looks across the room to a background that contains a bookcase. I had to move a distracting white pillow to the other side of the couch.

    I found that I had to close the blinds and turn on both lights in the room to keep me from having the complexion of a zombie. The artificial light has a “warmer” appeal to it.

    I have the camera mounted on top of the monitor so it is about level with the top of my heard. I do not have it on the desk top so it looks up my nose. Also that kind of pose looks threatening sometimes.

    The software I use projects my image directly under the camera. This makes it easier to speak TO the camera.

    If you are just having a meeting with friends, it probably doesn’t matter what you look like or what’s behind you. However if it is a video interview, it might be worth your while to try to make it look professional.

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    EmmettWayne  almost 4 years ago

    Everyone just leaves their cameras off where I work. Except sometimes the presenter, and then they are only on screen until their slides start.

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    KEA  almost 4 years ago

    some propositions are self-evident

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Could be a simple case of myopia. Get the patient’s glasses updated, and he/she won’t have to sit as close to the screen. Or get him/her a separate webcam that sits further back from the screen.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 4 years ago

    Just because it’s called Zoom…

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Totally FACE time.

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      almost 4 years ago

    As if it wasn’t obvious enough.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I get paid to ask questions, not to point out the obvious.

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    Lightpainter  almost 4 years ago

    Trim those nose hairs, buddy.

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