Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 24, 2020

Don’t work em to hard Mr. Trainer. They could lose some weight and might make the meat tough.

Even as a dedicated carnivore I struggle with these sentient animal cartoons. They always manage to dredge up some guilt.

And they don’t notice the stump and ax (axe?) over there?

Don’t worry about it, at the end of your training you get nice trip to the sauna.

“…it rubs the gravy on its wings.”

If you aren’t paying for the service you are the product.

TGIF. Thank God it’s Thighday.

You may need those leg exercises when you find out what comes next.

Has anybody ever told what it’s like to be decapitated, from personal experience.

No sane farmer would have wing day just to watch his profits fly away!