Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 16, 2020

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    Imagine  almost 4 years ago

    Hold still while I give it a quick tug. Just like removing a bandaid. You won’t feel a thing.

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    allen@home  almost 4 years ago

    Whatever you do doc don’t try to pull it out. Just push it all the way thru.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Daddy, what’s that strange-looking ornament there?

    Oh, that came with the tree. I think it’s a spleen……or maybe a bladder

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    Egrayjames  almost 4 years ago

    It’s just a flesh wound.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Well, looks like I’ll have to opine about this…

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    Ontman  almost 4 years ago

    He should make him pay fir it.

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    Amra Leo  almost 4 years ago

    I hate it when that happens…

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    moeric9  almost 4 years ago

    At least it’s not a Clark Griswald tree.

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    Nyckname  almost 4 years ago

    Floating around somewhere on-line, there’s a picture of two guys on a scouter who were impaled by a piece of conduit. At the point it was taken, they were alive and being worked on by medics. No idea if they survived, given that the tube took a core sample out of them.

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    Mike Baldwin creator almost 4 years ago

    Today’s cartoon is available as a Christmas Card. Click the “Greeting Card” link over the cartoon or cut an and paste this address to go directly to the card! Cheap mini print! Here’s the URL: https://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/holiday-cards/christmas-cards/christmas-trees-lights/greeting-card-1655574?aid=136061

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 4 years ago

    Man: “HE CAN HAVE HIS TREE BACK OVER MY DEAD BODY!”

    Doctor: “Funny you should mention that…”

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    KEA  almost 4 years ago

    When this happened to Coulson he went to “Tahiti”

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I’m guessing he won’t want to hear “Oh Tannenbaum” being played!

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    Rob Smith Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Coulda been worse (ask an angel).

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    About 1 hour ago Mudd said,

    Thank you,Mike.

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    StephenRice  almost 4 years ago

    I can’t tell from the drawing—is he pining (for the fjords) or does he need some sprucing up?

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    One joke too fir.

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Gives new meaning to the term “sportin’ wood”!

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    You can sit upright, that’s a good sign, but you’re not out of the woods yet.

    and vise-versa.

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    tee929  almost 4 years ago

    “This is Spinal Sap”

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    heathcliff2  almost 4 years ago

    Cheap price for rear ending and back stabbing.

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