Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 23, 2020

This is fir sure a bad pun.

What would he do that fir?

There they are just lumbering along and BAM, acorny joke.

Looks like it would have been a nice spot…. before they cut down all the trees!

Nothing like a picnic in the middle of a clear cut former forest watching all the critters walk around confused as to where their homes are.

Plenty of stumps to sit on.

Drop a pine in what?

How to find that spot again? I don’t know… I’m stumped.

♫ Daddy won’t ’ya take me back to Muhlenberg County, ♪ down by the green mountain where paradise lay.♫

♫ I’m sorry my son but you’re too late in asking, ♪ Mr. Peabody’s loggers have hauled it away. ♪

John Prine