Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 03, 2020

who’s to say, officer, that pile came from someone’s pet crocodile rather than the vet’s shark?

What’s the deal with license plates and sharks? You keep hearing about finding a license plate inside a shark but nobody ever explains how that happens. I blame lazy journalism school grads.

At first glance, I thought the police officer was a postman.

I kind of called this one…If I had a dollar for every time some guy let his pet shark crap on my yard and not clean it up…

Hey, you deserve the ticket. What are thinking walking your shark without a pooper scooper.

There upsides to this?

Waiting for the tornado to come along.

Anybody see the video of the old man who rescued his dog from the jaws of an alligator last week? It was heroic!

He should probably get a loan to pay off his pet bills; a “shark loan”, if you will.

I’d move might right foot if I were him, and be quick about it, too.

Next time get a pet anaconda.