There are times Petey is just brilliant! This is one such time for sure! Now, go away Alice! I too had a little sister…. We never got along until we were adults.
A guy on Twitter says he threatened his kids with coal in their stocking. “What’s coal?”, they asked. Told them it’s a rock that burns. Now they want coal.
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
maybe you’ll get that bus-sized coal, Petey, if you don’t act nice towards your sister
gbars70 almost 4 years ago
Petey, you don’t get a lot of social interaction; talk to your sister!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
That’s a good suggestion. Appropriate too.
Auntie Socialist almost 4 years ago
Ol’ Petey may be on to something…
dwane.scoty1 almost 4 years ago
Wanna go out, Alice? Tell your Mom that you’ll clean-up last Xmas great big present presently an eyesore in the back yard!
A Common 'tator almost 4 years ago
The Diamond as Big as the Ritz by F. Scott Fitzgerald…
Ralph Newbill almost 4 years ago
There are times Petey is just brilliant! This is one such time for sure! Now, go away Alice! I too had a little sister…. We never got along until we were adults.
morningglory73 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Good suggestion Petey.
bobbyferrel almost 4 years ago
A guy on Twitter says he threatened his kids with coal in their stocking. “What’s coal?”, they asked. Told them it’s a rock that burns. Now they want coal.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
All together now: “I want a hippopotamus for Christmas…”
xSigoff Premium Member almost 4 years ago
She can HAVE a house sized lump of coal…..but “some assembly required”…
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
World domination? Untold riches? San Diego Comic-Con without masks?
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
There you go, Petey! Sometimes little sisters are just annoying, you know? A huge lump of coal is exactly what Santa should bring for Alice!
6turtle9 almost 4 years ago
Be careful what you ask for, Alice, be specific. Simply asking for something big could backfire. What if Santa brought you a Big Shirley!?!
Craig Westlake almost 4 years ago
Alice works hard on changing Petey from neurotic to psychotic…