FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 30, 2020

says you, Andy

What is it with this woman? First she tries to enforce vegetarianism on her family, then she tries to force her husband to give up coffee. It’s a wonder that she and Roger are still together.

If he doesn’t have an accident on the way to work, hopefully they have coffee there. And on the way back he can buy about a dozen bags and hide some of them.

If he doesn’t see some coffee soon he’ll start chanting about how no coffee make him go crazy.

Wife: “I’m doing this to you for your own good.”

Husband: “My Mom could get away with that when I was seven. Now give me the damn coffee.”

He could stop and buy a coffee on his way to work. If he was able to think that well.

It’s a hell’f a drug.

It’s wrong to force your own beliefs and standards on others, Andy. What if Roger tried to make you eat meat by getting rid of all your veggies and tofu? You wouldn’t like that much now would you? (Yes I know it’s only a comic)

Yes! He should start stopping at Starbucks every morning and paying for it with a credit card, just so Andy can see how much it’s really costing, as opposed to home brewed coffee, when she sees the bill

I don’t drink coffee (and I lived in Seattle Starbuckland for years) but I definitely get my morning caffeine in another form…

Um no you are not right.

What in the world gave her that idea? Especially after she had to ask him thrice just to get a “Huh?”

Lady! Let the guy have his coffee!

Oh, he isn’t, Andy, he isn’t.

He isn’t getting enough sleep. To bed early then.

WTF is wrong with the third panel? It looks like she has a huge growth under her ear.

What does she do for a jolt….tofu juice?

Andi is a clueless, cruel and unloving spouse/mom.