Monty by Jim Meddick for December 05, 2020

This isn’t going to last long.

You can take the boy out of civilization, but you can’t take civilization out of the boy.

Monty, just give in to your melancholia, and rejoin the misery we call “civilization “. You know you’re gonna have to charge your phone eventually.

If you have the means to make fire, you can heat up water for pour over or a French press.

Or you could just admit that electricity makes life better.

It seems he’s failing as a hermit. Remember when he “got lucky” when he was transported back to prehistoric times. He should have stayed there.

She is the ultimate the wet blanket; well no, that is Bernice in “Luann”.

Did Nathanial Hawthorne have this much trouble at Walden Pond? ;-)

Next thing he’ll say is how lousy the TV signal is in there!

You could have at least brought him a generator…

Thank God for the solar-powered foot massager. :)

hey, how about you stop being a pedantic asshole and let the guy isolate himself on his own terms?

Lose the beard did we?

Face it; Hermit Monty is a total fraud!

Heremit are not stupid.