Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 23, 2020

Of course she doesn’t want to repeat it. Who’d ever want to get abducted by outer space aliens and flown over the moon in their crummy flying saucer?

The History Channel; Some ancient alien experts claim bulls hit the lunar orbit.

And now they’ll “quote” her as saying she’s over the Moon for the idea.

Do it again? Udder nonsense!

That barn door is opening in the wrong direction.

Been there, done that!

And in our next segment: Where are they today – the Dish and the Spoon?

I’m not giving that despicable little dog another reason to laugh.