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I read my horoscope every day. I can always use a good chuckle. Especially when it talks about getting a promotion. I’m retired and married. Being second in charge (if you don’t count the cats) ain’t so bad.
Fifteen or twenty years ago, Holiday Mathis’s horoscopes for my sign used to be as preposterously hilarious as the ones in The Onion. Those were the days!
The joke could be that they’re reading the same paper, in which case the horoscope the guy didn’t like probably said, “Be careful not to put your stupidity on display today.”
If they’re reading different papers, then the joke would be a comment on the pseudo-science of astrology, since he is opting to pick and choose which horoscope he wants to listen to.
At a Chinese restaurant many years ago, we found out my wife is a snake and I am a rat. Her first words to me…“Snakes eat rats, you know.” I didn’t know whether to feel threatened, or what.
JonesBill-Sylvia over 4 years ago
No matter what you read it will not change your day.
i_am_the_jam over 4 years ago
The Western (Babylonian) Zodiac is two stations behind the actual astronomical positions, too.
rekam over 4 years ago
So which of the above gentlemen is the real Born Loser?
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
He is still reading yesterday’s paper and wants to bum today’s off of you.
GROG Premium Member over 4 years ago
Have you thought maybe it could be worse?
Milady Meg over 4 years ago
So why doesn’t he just pick a different sign?
(for the record, I’m a Gemini. We mostly don’t believe in horoscopes)
nosirrom over 4 years ago
I read my horoscope every day. I can always use a good chuckle. Especially when it talks about getting a promotion. I’m retired and married. Being second in charge (if you don’t count the cats) ain’t so bad.
mruch over 4 years ago
They are different in other papers
Jefano Premium Member over 4 years ago
Fifteen or twenty years ago, Holiday Mathis’s horoscopes for my sign used to be as preposterously hilarious as the ones in The Onion. Those were the days!
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Once upon a time, I’d have offered to sell these two prime ocean front property in Carson City. But that will pan out before this bullshirt.
xrilander over 4 years ago
When was the last time you seen someone reading a newspaper in public?
raybarb44 over 4 years ago
A DNA test is in order to determine if he is long lost family member. Or, has a new character been introduced to the comic?….
l3i7l over 4 years ago
Are they reading the same paper, or fortunate enough to live where they have more than just one local paper?
paullp Premium Member over 4 years ago
The joke could be that they’re reading the same paper, in which case the horoscope the guy didn’t like probably said, “Be careful not to put your stupidity on display today.”
If they’re reading different papers, then the joke would be a comment on the pseudo-science of astrology, since he is opting to pick and choose which horoscope he wants to listen to.
Lightpainter over 4 years ago
If horoscopes were real, they would be the same in every paper.
Jeff0811 over 4 years ago
At a Chinese restaurant many years ago, we found out my wife is a snake and I am a rat. Her first words to me…“Snakes eat rats, you know.” I didn’t know whether to feel threatened, or what.
paranormal over 4 years ago
That yellow haired guy looks disastously familiar…
Yakety Sax over 4 years ago
https://www.gocomics.com/thegrizzwells/2020/11/24?ct=v&cti=1451790