Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 04, 2020

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    he sounds like a stoner…

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    mddshubby2005  almost 4 years ago

    Some prefer 18 carats, others prefer 18 carry-its.

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Her husband needs help.

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    bookworm0812  almost 4 years ago

    I don’t get it. Semi stones?

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    Keep on trucking.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 4 years ago

    What are SEMI STONES?

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    guyjen2004  almost 4 years ago

    A childhood friend of mine was obsessed with 18-wheelers as a kid. He had a huge collection of scale model trucks. He’d show them to me and explain in great detail everything I never wanted to know about them. He was a weird kid, but nice enough. He’s in his 50’s now and I just heard he’s transitioning. He says he’s always wanted to be a woman. Apparently while he was showing off his trucks he was wearing girls undies. His wife wants nothing to do with him but his daughters are trying to be supportive. Next time I see him he’ll try to explain in painful detail everything that led to his decision to tranny up. I’ll stop him, tell him you are who you are, and then ask him if he still has his truck collection. :)

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    The top one is Diamond Motors, the second one is an Opel.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Personally, I have no truck with that stuff.

    He must have rocks in his head.

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    rm8ty  almost 4 years ago

    He’s in it for the long haul.

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    amxchester  almost 4 years ago

    Have the Rolling Stones used anything like these models?

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    That’s as close to the rolling stones as he could get.

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    gcarlson  almost 4 years ago

    During some construction there were truck trailers parked next to our VA hospital. Just to be absurd I commented about keeping patients in there. My wife replied, “Must be the semi-invalids.”

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