Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 01, 2020

That is an accurate description.

Hurts like hell it felt like they swabbed my brain .

Now, the self tests are only a inch or two into the nose. “Until resistance is felt”

At least you don’t have to do the prep.

Dave Barry’s funny account: A Journey Into My Colon :

https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928847.html

I did the spit test – so easy, and the results were emailed to me in 20 hours. Plus I just got a mail-in kit if I don’t feel well.

The colonoscopy was not nearly so bad (but the prep was yuckers)

Covid-19 tests are more like a Nasal Sigmoidoscopy. Some of the post-surgical procedures following correction of a deviated septum – now that’s a Nasal Colonoscopy.

And schools in NYC are considering testing small kids in the elementary schools on a weekly basis?!? I know there are a lot of families who can’t support distance learning but I’ve very grateful to not be in that position. Must be a tough spot to be in.

In another parallel, I find the sight of people’s noses sticking out of their mask as disgusting as “plumber’s crack”!

Thanks, for the heads up!

At least for the colonoscopy they knock you out.