Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 04, 2020

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    Imagine  almost 4 years ago

    Are those things birds or clouds?

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    same day he created garden slugs…

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    PICTO  almost 4 years ago

    He must have been really PO’d the day He created bag pipes…

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    Qiset  almost 4 years ago

    I suspected just that!

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    PleaseStay6PixelsAway  almost 4 years ago

    All I know is that if I were the all-powerful creator of the universe, I would have made sugary foods good for humans. Instead, we get kale…

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    zerotvus  almost 4 years ago

    oh jeez, what’s his problem?

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    dflak  almost 4 years ago

    As I sometimes watch a beautiful sunset I think, “Gee, give God a box of crayolas, and look what he comes up with.”

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    MichaelHelwig  almost 4 years ago

    Just don’t create Trump.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    ….or the platypus

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    God sleeps??

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    EWWWWW

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    Genesis…the 3rd day.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And he made the whole cabbage family. Yuck.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

    And Satan created McDonald’s. And McDonald’s brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, “You want fries with that?” And Man said, “Super size them.” And Man gained pounds.

    And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man found so fair.

    And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts and brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt. And woman gained pounds.

    And God said, “Try my crispy fresh salad.”

    And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded cheese. And there was ice cream for dessert. And woman gained pounds.

    And God said, “I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them.”

    And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak from Cracker Barrel so big it needed its own platter And Man gained pounds, and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.

    And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds.

    And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.. And Man gained pounds.

    And God said, “You’re running up the score, Devil.” And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.

    And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also. And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, “It is good.” And Man went into cardiac arrest.

    And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery…..

    And Satan created HMOs…

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Who’s the other pillow for?

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    Lablubber   almost 4 years ago

    How do you rate your day on a kale of 1-10?

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    About 2 hours ago Mudd said,

    I like Kale. I survived a winter on the Cape,fishermen friends and some kale someone else did NOt want. Kale soup,w/Linguisa + lots of other stuff. Thanks to my friends, I am here too tell the story. Peace. Hey,Afro.

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    namelocdet  almost 4 years ago

    He meant Grapefruit.

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    Beowulf 406 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And broccoli this evening.

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