The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 30, 2020

We not only were able make do with just one turkey, we were also able to make do with lots of peace and quiet without your yammering and hammering on my faults!

Wouldn’t the pandemic be the perfect excuse to not have mother Gargle visit?

Bullseye Brutus.

Why do so many people so consistently misspell “Mother Gargoyle?”

Good for you Brutus, you beat her to the verbal punch. From the look on Mother Gargle’s face, it landed squarely. Try another, maybe she’ll turn around and leave.

Next time, don’t miss.

“We missed you, Mother Gargle…but it was a PLEASANT miss!”

" Did you miss me?" Yes I did, but my aim isn’t what it use to be.

Is Brutus implying he eats his mother in law.. kinky!

You’re about to get roasted, Brutus. Here’s your sign …

Ohh Snap!

The armistice is over and so the war continues…..

…and we borrowed the bitch from down the street.

Brutus is pretty sharp for a Monday morning.

At first glance of the first panel I thought it was Brutus’s boss until I noticed the gray scraggly hair…

Don’t know about Thursday’s bird, but this one got burned!

He shoots, he scores.