Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 19, 2020

Always use cash. Once they get your credit card #, it’s months of fighting the CC company.

It was true love .

Three whole days? You would need a black Amex card for that.

my ex wife….

Earl’s mother?

Famous last words of General George Custer: “Lookit all them f’n indians”.

His VISA must have had a very high limit.

BankAmericard was renamed Visa in 1976, so either it was after that, or Mr. Trudeau forgot the history.

I thought the panther reference was about Zeke asserting his male dominance over JJ.Perhaps this animalistic behavior was a welcome change for JJ from her relations with Mike.I did not read anything about animal odor in JJ’s wildebeest comment.To me, it was about the pace of their lovemaking.Zeke jumped JJ like a wildebeest. Sound like JJ enjoyed being jumped

With Duke, I should think American Express would be the first possibility she would think of.

Lades, it’s never a good idea to ask a guy about the love of his life. He just might tell you the truth.

You can’t buy happiness. But you can rent it.

I’d have never figured Duke was a Zombies’ fan.

♪♫ “I can see paradise by the cash card might…” ♪♫ ㋡

Tя☭mpski has the same memory!

“Love for sale…”

Part of me expected Duke to find out he had a “love child” with Kim

When Elliot Spitzer resigned as governor of New York, it was because he spent up to $15,000 a night on prostitutes. My friends and I had a lot of fun trying to figure out what he got for that kind of money. The best guess was that the girls were trained chiropractors.

Sorry, but my guess is those were her first words.

“What’s in YOUR wallet?”